This is actually rather more of "HAQ", (Hypothetically Asked Question) than a FAQ... :)

About me:

- What is this website for ?
Myself, my dear family and dear friends.
I am not sure who else it could be usefull for anyways ? :)

- Why do you talk so much about yourself ?
Mainly for myself, as a reference point. Some type of "personal encyclopedia" where I can find only the subjects I like about :)
I don't force anyone to read or agree with my opinions nor do I believe in any way that I am "right".

- Can I write to you ?
Sure. But take a quick look here first please.

- Favourtie movie ?
Feel free to browse my movie database

- Favourite music/song/singer, band ?
Feel free to browse my music database

*But* while there are a lot of songs I like, I could not lie to you that my all time favourite song (meaning that I could listen to it at pretty much any moment no matter the mood) would be "The Way Young Lovers Do" by Van Morrison

- That is it ? How about favourite color, book, leader, hobbies.... ?
What you got above is enough. Read the journal, browse the articles ... you will have enough and never would want to come back :)

Internet / website / computers:

- How long have you been on the internet ?
Since fall 1995...when to dial your provider it was a national call.

- What about the french version ? There used to be one ?
I really wished I had the time for a french version. But unfortunately I don't. It's really a lot of work to maintain a website in two languages, besides most of the french speakers know enough english to understand what I write, especially considering that my english is far from being good. It is also quite a big task to translate thoughts from one language to another... Désolé ! :) It is unfortunate for me because I can express myself perfectly in French while in English I don't get to say things exactly the way I want.

- What sofwtare / language do you use to make your website ?
A bit of everything, Macromedia, Ultra Edit 32, Paint Shop, Flash... 'languages': HTML, PHP, MySQL, CSS...

- What type of computer do you have right now ?
Right now it's a 3.0 Ghz Pentium , with 1 Gig of ram and 0.5Terrabyte of hard drive ... :)
In the old times (1993) with my dad I used an Apple Mcintosh (that I will never forget), I used to play Prince Of Persia on it, then in 1995 we moved to a Packard Bell, 133 Mhz, 32meg of Ram... it was a powerfull machine at the time... I used to play Duke Nukem 3D on it. After that I moved to a 350mhz computer with 96meg of Ram in 2000... Duke Nukem 3D was there too. After that in fall 2001 I 'jumped' to a 1.7ghz computer, 256meg of Rambus Ram, Geforce 3 video card, 60gig hard drive... then to finally to move to another one in fall 2005 (the one above). As you can see the only I did and do with computers is playing games... (j/k) :)

- How come your website is so simple ? It feels so 'empty'
I believe in simplicity :)